He dropped a couple of monkeys
In his casually racist way
His sycophants absolved him
then nonchalantly turned away

He dropped a couple of monkeys
Erroneous took the blame
That acolyte with Latin heritage
Right-hand man in this ballgame.

He dropped a couple of monkeys
Used Wenger’s famous schtick
I didn’t see it – shut my eyes
Move on. Get over it.

He dropped a couple of monkeys
This calculated xenophobe at play
A dirty-dog whistler in the park
American racist today

Copyright ashyvicar February 2026