Rick Astley

you look like
Rick Astley

she said
as she stood with her mates
vodka in hand
on the station platform
waiting for trains

newly coiffured
and cursing Thatcher’s Britain
I was somewhat
non-plussed
hoped it was
drink
that was talking

he promised
to bring me
into the twentieth century
armed as he was
with hair clippers
scissors
and a nice line in mousse

for a proud and out
introverted
indie kid
this was humiliation
travelling as I was
alone
to the fair

today
in the twilight
of late grey
middle age
I smile at this
snapshot
of youthful struggles

yet whilst I might
Roll with Rick now
I will never stop
dreaming
of Ruffians from
Rusholme
and socialist bliss

Copyright ashyvicar October 2022

Carbon Neutral

a carbon neutral poem
is written on the wind
whispered in the air

the sound of it
Is occasionally heard
by those listening with intent
enveloped
in their surroundings

spoken by trees
sung by birds
of every colour and hue
an occasional word
is noted
repeated
before
being carried away
on rustling leaves

laments are made
to lost wisdom
to authors unknown
who eschewed celebrity

but its rhythm
its metre
is observed
by those blessed
to stand in places
where murmur
sigh
and echoes
combine
where
starlings swirl
in dusk light dance
where
nocturnal flights unseen
disturb the air
and where no pen
no religion
no philiosphy
can claim its truth

Copyright a Shyvicar November 2021

Joie de Vivre

your joie de vivre
annoys me
so fake
in that usual way
that comes with the territory
called mission

I’m not really sure
that I am one
for abundant living
whatever that is

I need a bit of mystery
to be plagued by doubts
to catch a glimpse
of something far too wonderful
to be boxed in a god slot

music fans enjoying the moment
christine slip sliding across the floor
a well turned phrase
a malt lightly touching my lips

I don’t want to look at the world
with blinkers on
to see my fellow humans
as hopelessly lost
in need of being saved

life is too screwed up
for such easy answers
to be read straight off the page

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Steelworks

there’s a tescos now
where the steelworks stood
all glass and girders
clad in wood
cathedral of commercial revolution

and as much as we mythologise
what went on before
so we look down
at the priests
upon this temple floor
serving the commercial revolution

she smiles
is polite
what else can I say
like some desperate paparazzo
I sought her out today
chose her for her looks
as she merrily beeps away

and the sacred words?
– you’ve saved £1.40
– are you collecting vouchers for pans
-how many bags have you used
-have you had your clubcard scanned
at the service of commercial revolution

is it because they’re mostly women
that I dehumanize her so?
the bishops at the steelworks
were hardly saints
its well known…..
and conditions for their priests?
well leave that one alone
because we despise
the commercial revolution

there’s a tescos now
where the steelworks stood
all glass and girders
clad in wood
cathedral of commercial revolution

Mersehead

what would you do?
I say

shadows
carry my voice away
upwards
and out
across the solway

she has come to a stop
all around the shadows fly
outstretched arms
anticipating outstretched wings

I’d freak out
her reply
as delicately missing
the shadows
darken a post sunset sky

better than any human pilot
these nocturnal aviators fly
so close
and yet
though darkness surrounds
it is all light to them

It’s time to go
I say anxious
just in case
one of these shadows should land

but I am thinking
of what humans do
these are bats

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Jess

a whisp of a lisp
or flight of poetic fancy
as I stand
debit card in hand
waiting in the queue

a fringe
of disparate lengths
a fed-up face
but best of all
a plait
coiled on her shoulder
a protector
ready to attack
wrap itself constrictor-like
around every rude customer
sqeezing the very swear words out of them

she looks disinterested
I take my turn
a long day perhaps
the tired tedium of the evening shift
in the 24 hour store
that never shuts its doors

– do you need help with your packing –
my few paltry items
seeming
too much for me to bear
useless man

– no thank you –
I say
it’s polite convention suggesting
I hope
humanity

in that brief exchange
in those pre-destined words
I sense warmth
a feint lisp of whisper
or flight of poetic fancy
as I wonder
what snogging her would be like
under the stars
hand in hand
on the sand
of Scarborough’s South Bay
are you the one that I’ve been waiting for?

I know I will never see Jess again
a chance encounter
a brief encounter
without smoke
guard’s whistle
steam train
an eyeful of grit

I am not Trevor Howard
She is not Celia Johnson
I am mid-life crisis
she is still young
with a life full of other men to meet

I am left
I walk away
a self- packed bag
thoughts of other brief encounters
randomness in life
God filled human beings
I will never snog
or hold hands with
by Scarborough’s star-lit sea.

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Sam & Dave

I want to dance like Sam and Dave
whipping up a frenzy
lighting up a spark
feat of dynamite.

I want to hold on
to both moment and emotion
sense the coming
ecstasy of crowd excited
body shaking
purposefully
with abandon.

I want to perspire for my pay
steam up the place
with my pale soul face
have them know
really know
truly comprehend
that all power is in my hands
and everything’s humming

I have been watching for days now baby
every bead of sweat
foot movement
shirt collared
suit and booted
you tube moment
that weaving and streaming
black and white
exuding colour
and the time has come to wrap it up

I want to dance like Sam and Dave
make my cold nights hot
lurch my frame around the floor
make them want to glide some more
ain’t no better way to
grab the rope

 

R.S. Thomas

I’m still learning the craft
glancing over jealously
at what others write.
Their way with words
makes me feel like the last Neanderthal
desperate and almost extinct.

Unlike RS Thomas
I don’t have the time to write
hundreds of poems a day
to throw the worst away
paper basket full
of tossed away lines
to emerge victorious
with words still dripping wet
before lunch.

Perhaps I’m deluding myself
taken over and controlled
by some mid-life angst
which compels me to think
that the rubbish I write
is too good to waste
and so I must hand it in
like homework
to be marked.

It brings back memories
of other times
when struggling to grasp
the art of the pencil
I was told that if the world were
upside down
my drawing would be a masterpiece……

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